That list Is definitely a friend-zone list.
If you want to get a girl you should follow these simple steps.
1- Ask her best friend out.
2- Cheat on her best friend with her sister.
3- Then ask her out, but tell her she’s special.
4- Come to the date late, then when she gets upset, slap her across the face and tell her she’s a ugly dog and leave.
5- Cheat on her with her (now) ex-best friend.
6- Tell her you are sorry and you will never cheat on her again.
7- (This step is very important) Cheat on her with her sister, if she does not have a sister, her new best friend will do.
8- Tell her you cheated because she is too fat to look at. Then spit on her.
9- Tell her you will only get back together with her if she…
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