The Death of Patience?

Hi how are you? How much do you enjoy nursing?…. 

Most boring dating site message ever! RIght ladies, even though I went through the trouble to read your entire profile an message you a legit question it’s just not eye catching enough. I understand you get 100,000 messages a day an they all look the same besides the picture of the guy on the heading. I understand that being shallow is rather common I also understand that dating online is like shopping at a meat market that only the female knows the price.

I’ll start with every no reply is a rejection. I understand your profile says you’re open minded an willing to try new things. Lets reword this really quick to say what she means…

I am open minded however you must fit into my box in order for me to give it a shot.. Defeats the purpose of the post. Oh an my personal favorite if you have a question feel free to ask me. Let me reword this to say what she really means….

If you have a question an met my standards then ask an maybe you will get a reply.

Maybe Im slightly bitter from the time I put in or the simple fact that I can use one line an get any woman to reply. Online dating has become the same normal dating except you aren’t even rejected to your face. Okay there was my rant its good to be back. An ladies if you have any comments please feel free to bash me or give me you point of view.

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The Davey Jones method

I once heard that those who are heartless once cared to much. I was always the guy that the chick would end the relationship telling me I would end up stepped on. I was the guy that the term cute an sweet was used to describe me. Something had to change so yes, I cut out my heart an locked it away in a chest deep within the Arctic so I can never feel again. My mission now is simply to learn an perfect the game. My mind is always there but it has been my heart that keeps me from letting go. As the years tick away an I get stuck attempting to court one girl for months I realize a change must be made. With my heart gone rejection can longer stop me an strong emotion can’t cloud my judgement. I believe this is best for me, life is short so I might as well enjoy it! 

Unseeing Eyes

What do u see when u look into my eyes? When u watch me smile? What does my laugh tell you? Do you see joy or the hidden pain? The unforgivably of myself for all my faults? Can u read my guilt? Can you see the beast lurking within? If you can’t then how are you my friend? Why do I talk to you? What did you offer me to make this exception to the rule? Why am I so full of hate? Why does the one thing that can soothe it elude me? Where do I aim this passion, release this rage channel this hate? when can I rest forever lay down and rest? that’s all I  want is to rest no thoughts or feelings. Peaceful, painless release. Just the thought brings me peace. I want to see clearly again. It hurts for a second but the result, the result  is worth it.